America the Dick The US
by phil on Monday Apr 28, 2003 5:27 PM
America the Dick The US was a "fun, rich, good-looking, popular country" who "hung out with all the other cool countries, but still said hi to Mexico in the hallways," to a creep who molests El Salvador when she's too drunk and en route to becoming a hated hooligan who walks into a kegger, beats up Iraq and siphons off his Beer.
