Jacqumeter, French This!: 4%
by phil on Sunday Apr 20, 2003 4:14 PM
Chance of US invasion of France: 4%
Bush to Chirac, we are disappointed by the French. Chirac to Bush, beware the arrogant Evil American Empire. US troops still thousands of miles away from Paris. American public mood toward France at an all time low. American will to suggest invading France, non-existent. American love of the oneiric idea, real.
This is an ode to the forgone Saddameter.