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by phil on Thursday Aug 21, 2003 7:13 PM
Voodoo Schmoodoo

New invention allows humans to live forever.

According to Alex Chiu, based on testimonies, facts, and proofs, people are believed to be able to stay physically young forever by using his new inventions "The Eternal Life Rings" and "The Eternal Life Foot Braces". The Eternal Life Rings are to be worn on both small fingers of a user during sleep. The Eternal Life Foot Braces are to be worn on all toes of both feet during sleep. Both devices consist of rare earth, cobalt, or ceramic magnets and plastic braces which hold magnets onto the fingers of the user. The inventor explained that the fingers and toes are the negative (-) and positive ( ) terminals of your body. When placing the magnetic devices, the magnetic pole on the right side of the human body is opposite to the left side.


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