joekiddone: Overheard at work: "Things are getting so screwed up Barack could be our LAST President...on purpose." I say "Nuts..."

neha210: overheard a lady tell her friend this morning at Starbucks "girl, what other people think of you is none of your business!" - Awesome!!

darconuk: Overheard - "I've snogged people of the same sex I've worked with but that doesn't count" - in what category is this not being counted?

stefanvdwalt: @eduardgrebe Also had to Google for "OverHeard" the first time.

heardatoffice: RT @ohshitcait: Overheard at work "Sex is a lot like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand"

DWG_JagerOK: Where did you hear that? RT @Blondorexic: #overheard jäger is with a "j" right?

teezyyy: I just overheard Stanko talking about his eyebrows ... "It's like I'm looking through a forest."

janellis2: Haaaaahhaaaaa!! Overheard:Janet "Nincompoopatano"

kamaltolani: RT @shariqq: Overheard: "A Lion would never cheat, but a Tiger Wood."

mdiamant: OVERHEARD: "You know the difference between red and purple don't you? The grip."

W00t3r: Overheard @ Starbucks: "Is it bad that my pee smells like Pike's Place?" Then they asked me to leave.

Dj_Phat_Kid: RT @TheMegatronDon: "thats nothing.. my grandma used to scrub my cooch with SALT when i was a kid!" #overheard WTF!!!!!! You ain't hear that

BrandonLeedy: Just overheard a woman in @starbucks meeting with a lawyer about how "She didn't know he was married until after a few emails and 3 dates."

evoque: overheard at a client site: "I'm having the worst Mercury retrograde day ever"

thefakeleiahyk: Overheard: of course i "what" you - Sam: hell is not somewher u would what to visit Vikki: i'm sure YOU would... http://tumblr.com/xih5guvzu

DanaKCTV5: HILARIOUS overheard comment of day : "has anyone told mcguire no one *(W$&%(*& anymore?" anonymous. but i agree.

pennyy_lane: Just overheard someone say to their friend "S stands for saturday right?" Said friend responds "Yes," and girl questioning says " Im smart."

gatchaboy: Overheard: "That's my OTHER wound that won't heal." Don't know what she meant, don't want to know

itsmachupicchu: Dreamt I was on an airplane and saw the mushroom cloud from Toledo, OH getting nuked. Then overheard: "It's about time! Good riddance."

bellau: Overheard: SEPERTI AKU - A: Nanti kl aku ngomong, sambungin sm "seperti aku" ya. Misalnya "aku pergi ke... http://tumblr.com/xzt5gszey

ambientex: Just overheard: "If people would just let the government do what it wants to do.. everything will be alright." Anybody else believe that?

rosieclarke: Overheard from new glasses wearer: "i can see! I can see! I can see ... numberplates! At last!"