Hilarious Woody Allen Quotes. Some

by phil on Tuesday Apr 15, 2003 12:17 PM

Hilarious Woody Allen Quotes. Some of my favorites:
- Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
- Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
- The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
- Why are our days numbered and not, say lettered?

PS, Yoshitama, I'll do some bill hickisms eventually.