How to duplicate the effects of Marijuana

by phil on Thursday Apr 17, 2003 4:14 PM

After sleeping in till 1pm, take a thirty minute hot shower. Skip your breakfast till 2pm. Go to the gas station and read and comprehend, word for word, Nietzsche for thirty minutes (inhaling gas-station fumes and such). Munch on the contents of a bag of chocalates. And then turn on Sigur Ros. That should be enough to set you going on a big one.

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