Daily Matrix (3 of X)

by phil on Saturday May 10, 2003 11:58 AM

The Onion | Have You Been Bitten By the Matrix Bug? Item! Beware of Matrixmania! Matrix 2: Back To The Matrix is coming out soon, and that means the ladies of the world will once again be drooling over hunky Lawrence "Black Morpheus" Fishburn. But while drooling is guaranteed, many questions remain unanswered: Can the sequel top the original? Did Elron really die in the first one, or will he be back? Will there be more sparks between Neon and Brittany? Tune in here for all the latest cyber-poop.

I love this guy.

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