New Hussein Family Members

by phil on Sunday Aug 24, 2003 2:45 AM
Chicle

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:

Sooflay ..................the restaurateur
Guday................... the half-Australian brother
Huray.................... the sports fanatic
Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother
Sayhay....................the baseball player
Ojay........................the stalker / murderer
Gulay......................the singer / entertainer
Ebay.......................the Internet czar
Biliray......................the country music star
Ecksray...................the radiologist
Puray.......................the blender factory owner
Regay......................the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay......................the one with bad hair:

Among the sisters:

Pusay.......................the 'loose' 22 yr. old
Lattay........................the coffee shop owner
Bufay.........................the 300 pound sister
Dushay......................the clean sister
Phayray.....................the zoo worker in the gorilla house:
Sapheway..................the grocery store owner:
Ollay..........................the half-Mexican sister:
Gudlay........................the prostitute: