Games: tearing up teenagers

by phil on Monday Oct 31, 2005 5:46 PM

part of my work for Leetster requires that I shoot people. I kill others in Halo 2. These are marines, and they die. I've killed more than 2,000 people in Halo 2.

Unlike the real-life, where the killer and the killee oftentimes do not share the same lingua franca, in Halo 2, we have earpieces and microphones to talk trash as we please.

today a squeaky boy by the nickname xxBrianDawg56xx asked me:

Brian: "How old are you?"
Me: "I'm 23."
Brian: "Are you a virgin?"

Me: "Of course not. At 23, that'd be depressing."

Brian: "Do you have any kids?"

Me: "Um, no kids."
Brian: "What? No kids?"

Needless to say, I needled Brian to death for the rest of the game. When I won the game, I gloated over the microphone: "How does it feel to be the last man to die for a mistake?"


Travis said on November 1, 2005 11:01 AM:

Something about the phrase "I needled Brian to death" does it for me.

Philip Dhingra said on November 2, 2005 5:25 PM:

Check out the Needler:

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